AN ANGRY LITTLE FAIRY TALE

So this is how it all began...

Once upon a time, there was this angry little lady. She was broke, she was stuck at her cubicle and she had nothing to do. Through her tiny little brain, all that wandered was the thought of becoming rich. Yes. If a bunch of morons were “making a living” off the internet oh, yes, she was about to do it too.

Then the questions arrived like tiny annoying goblets asking stupid shit like “Oh but who will visit your blog?” … “What shall you write about?” … “English is not your first language you whimpering pudge”… but the Angry Little Lady (ALL -which I think kicks ass for an acronym-) decided for once, she wouldn’t listen to the little bastards. This one time, she was going to chase the American dream!

But, where would she build this empire? Her future and the future of her descendants? This online universe that was going to unfold before her eyes… was Blogger worthy of it?… Would Wordpress cut it?

She googled it and in 2 minutes remembered she was flat broke. If Wordpress charges anything for their blogs that pretty much disqualifies them right off the bat. If the blog was going to make money, it wasn’t about to start losing it before raking in the first dollar. So that’s how it all began ladies and gentleman, the angry little lady took about 5 min. of her precious time to open a blogger account, pick a template and the rest is history...

The Angry Little Lady is sometimes not so angry, sometimes she is just a bit irritated, but it could be 2 known causes: hunger or heat. Either way she gets pretty moody with those two. The good thing is, when the Angry Little Lady is angry you can squeeze some fabulous posts from her. Her boss probably knew that and kept her in an eternal loop of disappointment and anger so she would produce her best work! Some say it is a new technique in personal motivation.  

In any case, this blog will liberate her from the clutches of her 9-5 job FOREVER! Oh and by the way in this blog we'll discuss anything and everything mercilessly: from celebrity issues, world news, products, music, politics, food, sex, to anything I can get my hands on (or not) I will be probably ranting or glorifying it so if you visit often  you're in for a lot of fun.

So now you know. I respectfully ask you to subscribe and visit often …and pass the link. And nominate the blog somewhere. And anything else you can think of to make us rank somehow. 

Pretty please?